1. Positioning: Just Don’t Be the Guy Running in Circles

When you’re not a regular, your biggest problem is you don’t know how anyone else plays. Here’s the trick: don’t run around like a headless chicken. Even though 5-a-side might look like chaos, there’s always method to it. Stick to basics. Cover space, not just the player, and never get caught ball-watching. Trust me, if you’re standing still when the ball’s coming back your way, you’re in for a long game.

One Reddit user said it perfectly: “Don’t chase the ball, let it come to you, and focus on blocking lanes. Half the time, the ball will come to you just because you're standing in the right spot.”

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2. Don’t Be Flashy – Just Keep the Ball Moving

No one’s calling you up to start pulling off tricks like you’re Neymar in a training vid. Keep it simple. One of the best things you can do is get the ball, keep it moving, and don’t overthink it. Football’s a team game, and 5-a-side is all about quick passes and movement.

Want to stand out? Look for the easy pass and move into space. Simple plays look clean and help keep the flow going. You’re there to help the team, not to show off your new stepovers.

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3. Movement: The Game’s Faster Than You Think – So Move Like You Mean It

5-a-side moves quicker than you’d expect. Stand still, and you’re already out of the game. Whether you’ve got the ball or not, movement is key. When you’re on the ball, think fast. Don’t dilly-dally – make a pass or a shot. And when you don’t have the ball, constantly make yourself available for a pass.

As one Reddit user shared: “When you don’t have the ball, look to make runs that open up space, or support your teammates with easy passing options. Movement makes the game flow.”

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4. Fitness: You Don’t Play Every Week, So Don’t Gas Yourself Out in 5 Minutes

Since you’re not playing every week, pacing yourself is crucial. It’s easy to go all out in the first 5 minutes, only to be blowing hard by the time half-time rolls around. Play smart, conserve your energy, and don’t chase the ball if you don’t need to. You’ll end up gassed while the regulars are still running at full tilt.

There’s actually a whole thread about this on Reddit. Turns out, loads of lads are in the same boat. You can check out the full discussion here and see you’re definitely not alone in figuring out the right balance.

5. Reading the Game: No Tactics Talk? No Problem

Since you’re playing with a random mix of people each time, don’t expect an in-depth tactics session before kick-off. You’re going to have to figure things out on the fly. The key here is to watch what’s happening and adjust quickly. Who’s their main passer? Who’s staying back in defence? Figure that out, and position yourself accordingly.

If you can show you’re aware of the flow, even as an occasional player, your teammates will trust you a lot more on the pitch. Stay alert, and don’t be afraid to ask questions during the game – but, y’know, not in a "what’s the offside rule" kind of way.

6. Get the Kit Right – It’s a Turf Cage, Not the San Siro

You don’t need to show up dressed head-to-toe in your brand-new boots and a custom kit. Just wear what’s comfy and practical. If you’re playing on 3G turf, make sure your trainers have a decent grip. And if your boots aren’t cutting it, grab a pair of Totalballer Grip Socks to keep you steady when making those fast turns.

It’s not about looking like you’re ready for a Champions League final – it’s about being ready to play and not spending half the game falling on your arse.

7. Have a Laugh – But Don’t Be the Butt of the Joke

Look, it’s 5-a-side with some mates. You’re going to get a bit of banter, especially if you’re not a regular. But don’t take it too seriously – after all, that’s half the fun of casual footie. Just don’t be the guy who tries too hard and ends up being the joke for the rest of the session. Stay sharp, enjoy yourself, and give as good as you get.

And hey, if you keep getting called back to play, you’re clearly doing something right.

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